Hot or Not Ep5 – Duolingo Commits Murder (For Engagement, Obviously)

This week, Duolingo goes full chaos mode—skating on thin ice (literally) and killing their mascot. Meanwhile, AI voices are getting freakishly good (Sesame AI might replace your best friend), and tucking in your t-shirt is officially a power move. On the Not List? Crypto bros still speaking in code, a rebrand so bad it got un-rebranded, and the ongoing mystery of what marketing even is anymore. Expect hot takes, cold truths, and questionable fashion advice.